Friday, October 28, 2011

OH LOOK! A NEW POST!

So...I have not updated this blog for awhile.

I know.

So sue me.

There's life and kids and dogs and dirty underwear that need tending to.

That and I no longer have internet access at home. Unless you count my 3g mobile hot spot on my phone...which is basically like dial up and just not worth the effort.

So I'm blogging from school. I know... "ooohhhh...Imma tellin!!!!"

It's ok. I'm doing it on my down time. I am, after all, merely a crossing guard.

I am of very little importance. I am merely here to place myself in harms way every day to ensure that the little ones get across the street and avoid becoming road pizza.

So I'm using the computer at work.

So, what's new?

Oh not much.

I'm still fat.

My kids are still unruly (but awesome)

And my hubby is still the most awesome man in the world.

I will say that I am not looking forward to the coldness that is creeping around outside these days.

Trying to find long underwear that will not only cover my ample behind, but not break the bank is nearly impossible.

So wish me luck that I don't freeze to death this year, no one wants to see a statue of me with a crossing guard vest and a stop flag.

Really.

No one.